Hey, Mr. Pablo! Lookit what I got! This is an official membership into the cats of the revolution club and a hero handbook! What does this mean? I think it means that I am a very special boy. What a strange day I had...The lady took me in my prisoner box in a moving machine. I was afraid that she was going to take me back because she didn't want me here anymore. First we did go back to the place where they torchured me before. But this time the people just looked at me and said nice things like "aren't you a lucky boy?" and "you are so cute!". I didn't have to come out and get torchured there. The lady put me back in the moving machine and we went to a new place. There, I did come out of the prison box. A new lady touched me and poked me and stuck something up my butt! But she said that I was healthy and very cute. And she was the one who gave me my HERO HANDBOOK! After that, the lady who lives here took me back home. YAY! I don't have to go to a new place.
I think that this book will tell me how to be a good kitten and get those lady cats to really like me.
But I can't read. Drat!
Later on, the lady put some goopy stuff onto my neck. She got it out of that box. Will it make me into a HERO? Thanks for your help.
16 comments:
Oh, yoor gonna be a reely good mancat! Viva la Revalucion! Yoor quite the hero, even if yoo can't read yet...
Joey ,yer a cute kid,and yeah,I think you are a hero.The goopy stuff? Well let's just say you might not be scratchin so much.
Good news little Mancat!
Oh Joey, I think you are already a hero cat!
I get the goopy stuff on my neck too. It's cold when it soaks through your furs onto your skin! That hero book looks like a good read. Can I read it after you're done? Or maybe you can just give me a Cliff Notes summary.
You are really a great hero cat~!!! I am admiring you~!
Hooray for Joey! He's a real hero!
You will undoubtedly be a big brave hero cat. FAZ
With Pablo as your mentor and all us cat blogosphere Mancats to help you along, you'll turn into a terrific Mancat.
This is how to keep your furs glossy--eat only good quality foods, drink plenty of fresh water & milk, too. Some humans think cats shouldn't have milk, but I like it and Mom lets me have as much as I want, either fresh or cereal milk. Drink tuna water if your human opens a can of tuna. Groom yourself daily, or have one of your sisters do it. Exercise, play & nap every day and in no time, you'll be big & strong. Then, watch how all the young girlcats take notice!!
Max S
Awww, Joey, you're an adorable little fellow, definitely a hero, and you will grow into a most excellent mancat! And believe me, as an Alpha Female, I have excellent -- dare I say, impeccable -- taste in mancats.
Thank you so much, to you and your beautiful sisters, for your purrs and well-wishes. They mean so much -- I am a lucky Brainball to have such wonderful friends! I am happy to report that I'm feeling great today!
Floofy headbonks from Brainball.
Hey Phoebe,
I didn't know you got a little joey. Isn't that a baby Kanga? Ask Pablo--he'll know--they've got those crrriterrr wherrre he's frrrom.
Purrrs,
Jade
Hi Joey,
Its great to meet you too! We will have fun with our sisters, won't we?
Kavan
Hola! Hemos regresado después de una pausa y vemos que nos hemos perdido muchas cosas, como este pequeño inquilino en adiestramiento gatorrístico.
Saludos felinos!!
WOWY - you can start yer own revolution!
you are most certainly a cute hero, joey! i'm glad that you've come to live with phoebe and monica. i mean, if i have to have a little sister, they can have a little brother! (hmmmmphf)
We just found your site and think it is a pretty unique cat blog. We currently have a pretty random cat blog ourselves and wanted to know if you would like to exchange links with us? Our address is:
http://rickvskiki.blogspot.com. Let us know if you are interested.
-Rick and Kiki
Miss you all. When will you be back?
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